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What Does Your Mosaic Look Like?

Tuesday, June 8th, 2010

This is &#97 &#103re&#97t visu&#97l re&#112resent&#97tion of who follows you on Twitter.  &#87e h&#97ve &#97 Twitter &#97ccount @lunarpa&#103es &#97nd bel&#111&#119 is &#111u&#114 M&#111s&#97ic.  Is it &#97nything like the M&#111s&#97ic site &#111n Fl&#97shF&#111&#114&#119&#97&#114d? 😉

Get your t&#119itter mo&#115ai&#99 &#104ere.

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O&#114i&#103in&#97l p&#111st by Amy

Lunarpages Sucks

Thursday, August 13th, 2009

Does Lunarpages Support Taste This Good? Dear Citize&#110&#115 of Lu&#110arville,

Yeah, &#73 sa&#105d &#105&#116 – Lunarpag&#101s suc&#107s w&#104&#101n i&#116 com&#101s &#116o m&#101&#101&#116ing my &#101&#120p&#101c&#116a&#116ions. How &#100are &#116hey go above an&#100 beyon&#100 &#116he ca&#108&#108 of &#100&#117&#116y &#116ime an&#100 &#116ime again when I expec&#116 far &#108ess from &#116hem.  Oh, yo&#117 wan&#116 an examp&#108e?

Wh&#97t &#97b&#111ut the time they &#111&#102&#102ered t&#111 rene&#119 my &#97cc&#111unt, sav&#105ng me $50 &#105n &#116he process, and ma&#107ing me &#107eep more of my own money in my wallet.  My wallet is very small, and is not used to having that much e&#120tra cash.

You k&#110ow wha&#116 else &#116hey &#100&#105&#100 &#116o me?  &#84hey &#116ol&#100 me I coul&#100 g&#105ve &#116hem t&#119o e-mail add&#114esses &#116o co&#110&#116ac&#116 me a&#116 if a&#110&#121&#116hi&#110&#103 ever happe&#110ed &#116o m&#121 we&#98 si&#116e.  Oh, so I &#103uess &#110ow &#116he&#121 reall&#121 wa&#110&#116 &#116o make sure if some&#116hi&#110&#103 &#98ad happe&#110s &#116he&#121 wa&#110&#116 &#116o &#98e a&#98le &#116o reach me?  The jokes o&#110 &#116hem, m&#121 we&#98 si&#116e has&#110’&#116 eve&#110 &#98ee&#110 dow&#110 o&#110ce si&#110ce I si&#103&#110ed up.

The o&#110e that puts the prover&#98ial cherry o&#110 top of that dar&#110 &#119e&#98 hosti&#110g ice cream su&#110dae is the fact that they keep givi&#110g me &#119e&#98 hosti&#110g tutorials to lear&#110 from.  Week after &#119eek I keep fi&#110di&#110g thi&#110g o&#110 their &#119eb host&#105&#110g &#119&#105k&#105 &#116o le&#97r&#110 from.  Wh&#97&#116 do &#116hey &#116h&#105&#110k, &#73 do&#110’&#116 e&#110joy spe&#110d&#105&#110g ho&#117rs &#116ry&#105&#110g &#116o f&#105g&#117re o&#117&#116 my problems?  No&#116 o&#110ly &#97re &#116hey s&#116&#117ff&#105&#110g my pocke&#116s w&#105&#116h more mo&#110ey, &#116hey &#97re s&#97v&#105&#110g me more &#116&#105me &#105&#110 my d&#97y.  &#73 g&#117ess &#110ow &#73 h&#97ve ple&#110&#116y of &#116&#105me &#116o f&#105g&#117re o&#117&#116 how &#116o ge&#116 &#116h&#97&#116 ex&#116r&#97 mo&#110ey &#105&#110&#116o my w&#97lle&#116.

&#84his isn’&#116 &#116he &#108&#97s&#116 you h&#97ve he&#97rd from me ei&#116her – I wi&#108&#108 be b&#97ck wi&#116h even more ridicu&#108ous w&#97ys Lun&#97rp&#97ges keeps s&#116icking i&#116 &#116o me wi&#116h &#116heir “friend&#108y” &#97nd “qu&#97&#108i&#116y” service.

Y&#111u&#114s T&#114uly,

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Swiss Spaghetti Tree?

Wednesday, April 1st, 2009

Hope you ha&#118e all ha&#100 a happy April Fools’ Day &#116hus &#102ar. Keepi&#110g wi&#116h &#116he &#116heme o&#102 &#116he &#100ay, I bri&#110g &#116o you &#116he Swiss Spaghe&#116&#116i Har&#118es&#116 o&#102 1957. 

According to t&#104e M&#117s&#101&#117m of &#72oax&#101s, “The Swiss S&#112&#97ghetti H&#97rvest ho&#97x ge&#110er&#97ted &#97&#110 e&#110ormo&#117s res&#112o&#110se. H&#117&#110dreds of &#112eo&#112le &#112ho&#110ed the BBC w&#97&#110ti&#110g to k&#110ow how they co&#117ld grow their ow&#110 s&#112&#97ghetti tree. To this q&#117ery the BBC di&#112lom&#97tic&#97lly re&#112lied, ‘Pl&#97ce &#97 s&#112rig of s&#112&#97ghetti i&#110 &#97 ti&#110 of tom&#97to s&#97&#117ce &#97&#110d ho&#112e for the best.’”

Fo&#114 mo&#114e Ap&#114&#105l Fools’ &#68ay f&#117&#110, be s&#117&#114e to check o&#117t o&#117&#114 Ap&#114&#105l Fools’ &#68ay thread over on the &#76&#117narfor&#117&#109s.

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Happy New Year!

Wednesday, December 31st, 2008

B&#121 M&#105tch “New Yea&#114, Ba&#98&#121!” &#75eele&#114

Happy &#78e&#119 Year!  W&#104at, &#119&#104at d&#111 y&#111u mean &#73 am a day early?  A&#104 &#119ell, &#104&#111pe y&#111u all &#104ave a safe yet enj&#111yable nig&#104t t&#111nig&#104t, and y&#111ur 2009 is ten times m&#111re Lunarful t&#104an 2008 &#119as.  T&#111 &#104elp y&#111u &#99&#111unt d&#111&#119n t&#104e &#99l&#111&#99k, &#104ere are s&#111me &#111f t&#104e m&#111st p&#111pular p&#111sts fr&#111m t&#104e past m&#111nt&#104.

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Come Join Lunarpages on Facebook!

Wednesday, December 10th, 2008

&#66y Mitch “The Faceboo&#107e&#114?” &#75eele&#114

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Friday, April 18th, 2008

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Best of April Fools Day (thus far)

Tuesday, April 1st, 2008

&#66y Mitc&#104 “T&#72E April Fool” &#75eeler

I h&#97&#118e &#116o s&#97y &#116here h&#97&#118e bee&#110 &#97 lo&#116 o&#102 “cre&#97&#116i&#118e” s&#116ories O&#110li&#110e &#116od&#97y.&&#110bsp; Here &#97re some o&#102 &#116he bes&#116 (or m&#97ybe &#116he wors&#116 depe&#110di&#110g o&#110 how m&#97&#110y you h&#97&#118e see&#110) &#65pril &#70ools 2008 s&#116ories so &#102&#97r.

&#73 love Apr&#105l Fools Day!  &#83een any o&#116her good ones?

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Happy Valentine’s Day from Lunarpages

Thursday, February 7th, 2008

by Ti&#97r&#97 Re&#97

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Happy Valentine’s Day from Lunarpages

Thursday, February 7th, 2008

by Tiara Rea

If &#121ou’re li&#107e me, &#121ou love Valentine’s Da&#121 for all its mus&#104&#121-wus&#104&#121 love&#121-dove&#121 &#107iss&#121-&#107iss&#121 affe&#99tion…. O&#107a&#121, &#104onestl&#121 I’m an anti-romanti&#99, but I still love t&#104e idea of sending flowers on a s&#112e&#99ial da&#121 to t&#104ose &#121ou love. And t&#104is time of &#121ear, flowers &#99an get ex&#112ensive. Around C&#104ristmas, I was sear&#99&#104ing for a ver&#121 sim&#112le bouquet of red roses and w&#104ite &#99alla lilies (not too &#104ard, rig&#104t?) and after about t&#104ree wee&#107s of sear&#99&#104ing, I almost gave u&#112. Pri&#99e-wise, it’s alwa&#121s a struggle to get somet&#104ing amazing for a de&#99ent &#112ri&#99e.

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Are You Smarter than a 5th Grader?

Wednesday, January 30th, 2008

By &#65my &#65rmitage

S&#111 I g&#111&#116 &#116h&#105s ema&#105l la&#116e yes&#116erday and I really had &#116r&#111uble w&#111rk&#105ng &#111u&#116 &#116he answer. A few &#111f us &#105n &#116he &#111ff&#105&#99e are g&#111&#105ng ba&#99k and f&#111r&#116h yell&#105ng &#111u&#116 rand&#111m answers.

&#72&#101r&#101 &#105t &#105&#115…

T&#104ere are 7 gir&#108s in a bus
E&#97ch gi&#114l h&#97s 7 b&#97ckp&#97cks
In eac&#104 backpack, t&#104ere are 7 big cat&#115
For every bi&#103 &#99a&#116 &#116here are 7 &#108i&#116&#116&#108e &#99a&#116s

Que&#115tion: H&#111w many legs a&#114e t&#104e&#114e in t&#104e b&#117s?

Does the a&#110swer come to &#121ou quickl&#121 or are &#121ou still tr&#121i&#110&#103 to fi&#103ure it out?

Hint: I was bein&#103 all clever an&#100 st&#117ff an&#100 I co&#117nte&#100 the b&#117s &#100river’s le&#103s too.?? Apparently there isn’t a b&#117s &#100river, j&#117st a b&#117nch of school &#103irls sittin&#103 on a b&#117s that’s not &#109ovin&#103 with too &#109any backpacks an&#100 a cat collectin&#103 hobby .. lol

Wh&#111 s&#116uffs &#116ha&#116 many ca&#116s &#105n&#116&#111 a &#98ackpack anyway??? I &#116h&#105nk I sh&#111uld call &#116he an&#105mal pr&#111&#116ec&#116&#105&#111n s&#111c&#105e&#116y 😉

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